10 ways Camping is like Childbirth

 

1. You have to pack, prepare, and stock up on provisions.
2. You work way too hard.
3. You're dirty and sweaty.
4. It can be guaranteed that someone will be swearing.
5. No one gets any sleep.
6. There's awkward pooping involved.
7. You wonder how you ever thought this would be a good idea.
8. That first shower afterwards is heavenly!
9. You vow to never, ever do this again...
10. But eventually, you forget all of that and start to plan the next one.